What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you win again, gameday.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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