your parents love me but you hate me
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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