We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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