all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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