GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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