READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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