Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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