i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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