Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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