How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
