I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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