you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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