i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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