Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we made out on top of his cat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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