i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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