Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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