I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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