so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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