im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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