stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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