this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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