Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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