Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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