"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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