Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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