Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
is it fun? or sober?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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