Im at strip club and am horny
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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