ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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