the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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