Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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