ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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