How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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