this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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