Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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