Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize