belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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