omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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