How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She fuckin peed on me
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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