I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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