Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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