I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
