I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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