K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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