I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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