let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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