Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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