Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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