Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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