dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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