what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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