When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
