question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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