i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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