You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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