im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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