But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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