What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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