last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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