just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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